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From the federal agency which couldn’t catch a terrorist if their life (or yours) depended on it — never mind that dozens of known terrorists are known to have already passed undetected through their checkpoints — comes this latest wasteful debacle.  Not content with wasting billions of Americans’ hard-owned dollars on worthless voodoo mind-readers, they are now equipped to hand out doggie trading cards on your trek from the mind-meld with your local voodoo practitioner (officially designated as a “Behavioral Detection Officer”) to your gate.  According to the Washington Post, the handlers of their 107 dogs will be giving out trading cards with their mutts’ portraits and vital information.

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Sorry if you’re unemployed and losing your health insurance, but perhaps a doggie trading card would brighten your day?  After all, you’re paying for it!

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